why

policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

(via s-orority)

allteensrelate:

when your friend is lying but you know the truth 

(via a-mnesty)

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

(via slydig-deactivated20160315)

brosinlove:

collarbxne:

temptative:

blasianxbri:

treabitch:

aberharry:

kushandwizdom:

sterlingmoonstone:

theofficialariel:

THE AMOUNT OF REBLOGS THIS HAS  THOUG

not worth the off chance

Wdf ffs. I wanna collect all the voodoo ever practiced in my ancestry line and throw it at the person who created this post.

I fucking hate this fucking post but still not taking any risks. Sorry, pals

Damnit

sorry sorry sorry 

i’m so sorry but I’m not risking it

i hate posts like this bc i feel so guilty but i ain’t risking anything, much luv mom

okay so i’m just going to have a little fucking rant about this post. this is a terrible fucking way to get reblogs. there’s over 2 million notes on this post, and every single person has reblogged it out of fear. this is so manipulative, and really affects people, especially people with  anxiety disorders. so if i ever see this again ‘m going to be pissed. and to anyone that reads this, reblogging a post on the internet literally has no affect on your mother’s life or anyone elses. don’t be manipulated into feeling guilty if you don’t reblog it. 

(via brosinlove)

staytofgrayce:

sterlingmoonstone:

theofficialariel:

THE AMOUNT OF REBLOGS THIS HAS  THOUG

not worth the off chance

I HAVE THIS BLACKLISTED SO I WONT SEE IT AND THEN I SAW IT IN MY DASH AS BLACKLISTED AND I WAS LIKE “HM I WONDER WHAT THIS IS” AND I FUCKING CLICKED IT WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME??!

(via warpedrhythm-deactivated2017061)

deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

“What does your son look like?”

“Good question”

(via the-nargles-ate-my-homework)